Nine Hundred Channels Without Intelligent Life

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I'm not particularly fond of television journalism, and yesterday's Pennsylvania Democratic debate only reaffirmed my disdain. Anyhow, it suffices to say that the debate of record was by far the most boring and inane to date. The two inquiries by George Stephanopoulus and Gibson featured here are merely the tip of the proverbial iceberg of intellectual surrender.

At any rate, I decided to forgo the usual caption out of formatting concerns.