Provost Rosenbaum Goes to Washington

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I was on the verge of drawing a scathing polemic against the fraternities (read: cesspits of depravity) when Provost Rosenbaum informed the University that twenty-five percent of the endowment had evaporated into the economic ether (just peachy!), whereupon circumstance compelled me to reconsider.