Uninformative Revelations

India ink and artists' watercolors on bristol board; reprints can be obtained here

This is pretty much what the recently leaked classified documents (the closest thing so far to the Pentagon Papers of this benighted overseas expedition) inform us vis-a-vis the prosecution of the war in Afghanistan.

What's at Stake

Drawn in Adobe Photoshop CS3 using a Wacom Cintiq 12WX.
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It's been a while, no? Being the managing editor/perennial slave driver is a far cry from the carefree days of the ink-stained fool. Instead of drawing pretty pictures and being on decent terms with everyone else, I spend most of my time cultivating and then marinating in a noxious, seething concoction of frustration and misanthropy, revealing said odium when circumstance occasions it, which tends to be quite often. To put it concisely, every production night is a living affirmation of Satre's estimation of other people.

But I digress: This is the first editorial cartoon since last April, and the world has changed a lot in the intervening time. The recession has eroded (but hardly effaced) America's relative standing and credibility, much to Beijing's benefit. Hushed voices are broaching the possibility that a "Beijing consensus" on economic development will soon supplant the neoliberal model that has obtained for the last two decades. Whether this will actually happen is another question altogether, though it's hardly impossible.

Regardless, I think it's a shame that the PRC has exploited its newfound gains so crudely. Its prosecution of the Copahagen climate accords, the Google fiasco, and recent disagreements over imposing sanctions against Iran have done nothing good for its perception here in the U.S. That said, I also doubt that this current episode of escalation will last long. If you must know, I speculate that much of the hoopla surrounding Sino-U.S. relations is precisely that: A lot of sound and fury over what more observant individuals have long since noted as pro forma rhetorical salvos.

Still, this isn't to say that China's rise will be without complication. Its steady climb will inevitably force a drastic revision of its heretofore rather Westphalian foreign policy. Until that happens, I guess we'll have no choice but to live in interesting times.

BONUS: I've taken the liberty of including an animated .gif of how I make my worthless scribbles. Gaze upon it, and be amazed! (note: You'll have to click on it to view it in its full, resplendent glory.)

Fare Thee Well!

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It's a shame that Obama's presidency (and several thousand American soldiers) will perish in vain on Afghanistan's plains, but I suppose that this is what happens when one acts in ignorance of history.

On an unrelated but nonetheless salient note, this will probably be Your Cartoonist's last update for quite some time. Having run unopposed for the office of the managing editor of the Chicago Maroon, he will now have to attend to a different set of duties. This does not mean that he will discontinue his hitherto perennial feature altogether, but regular updates will likely cease. At any rate, it's been a fun three years!

Cheerio!

The [Searing Hot] Light

On a related note, huzzah for shameless right-wing 9-11 kitsch! Look upon it, sane citizen of the world, and weep.

49-Year Crapshoot

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I don't know which is more reprehensible: Castro's [relatively innocuous] dictatorship or America's antediluvian Cuba policy.

Role Reversal

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Whatever happened to the old McCain? Or, more properly, what happened to McCain's sensibilities? I'm starting to think that he had none to begin with.